My Naked Lady

It was a beautiful Evening with a beautiful girl I knew for months. We were at the terrace watching sunset, she seemed so mesmerized with the beauty of sunset that she even forgot the cigarette in her hands. When it burns her fingers, we laughed our eyes out. “Let’s go down, birthday boy”, she whispered. This angel never talks, it always whispers. What’s now? We had a great time together from the morning to this evening. We snuggled in the same bed watching movies. The cuddles and kisses were dreamy. She showed me the way to make love without even taking off the clothes. Without exposing ourself. That’s heavenly! Isn’t it? The kitchen, the terrace, the living room, the floor, the bed, everything’s gonna question our moans without sex. We cooked,ate, sang, danced, played, cried together, all in that day. Oh! This lady is a mystery. Now where are we heading, to the bed?


“Sit, baby”, she said.
So did I. She blinded me with a piece of cloth she finds. I didn’t even hesitate because this lady always have a plan. “Hmm…babe where ar- ” she shut me up with her kiss and said “hush”. She sat on my lap as she usually do but now, she was softer. She was naked. She took my hand and placed it on her forehead. My other hand was already grabbing her love handle. I made my way down to the nose, lips and neck. I was hesitant at that moment and about to ask her “can I?”, The woman surprised me with the words “it’s all yours now, darling”. Oh man! Is she even real? Now, I used both my hands to touch her boobs, when I touched her nipples, she moaned. That’s the best sound I’ve heard so far in my life. Her love handles, that’s what I hold all the time but now it’s softer without my t-shirt on her. Her ass, that damn ass. I could literally feel the cellulites, this feels so heveanly. Do I have any other options than making her lay on the bed? I hovered over her, so far I never wished I could see her. I kissed everywhere, licked everything, she smelled like rose. Her every part felt soft. She’s a dream, man! How can I make this naked lady orgasm without penetrating my Peter in her?

I know the way. I went down and kissed her rose petals. That doesn’t smell like other parts did. No one’s will. I don’t wanna tease her, nibble her or eat her. I’m gonna talk to her soul, this is the gateway to her soul and I opened it with the keys I had, my tongue. Her moans! I badly want to take off my blindfold and see her face. Is there any sight more satisfying than seeing a woman getting cunnunlingus? I should stay blinded as this naked lady’s plan. I consumed her like my last meal. I smelled her like it’s the last enhance of oxygen I would get in my life. Her legs on my shoulder started suffering from the pleasure. She was gasping to breathe. The petals were ruined yet pleasured by my tongue. I did satisfy my naked lady, didn’t I? I hope she had seen my grin of achievement. I was about to take of the piece of cloth which blinds me from seeing the woman who showed me the purpose of life in a day. “Wait. I will”, she said. “What’s taking you so long baby?”, I asked. My eyes were relieved soon. To the surprise, all I can see is the lady wearing my t-shirt. “Why? I wanted to see you”, I asked. “You will, all you gotta do is to close your eyes and feel me” she whispered and bit my earlobe.

She’s right. It’s been 17 years, she still sends shiver up to mine spine. My fingers still know how soft she is, my tongue can still bring back her taste whenever I think of my naked lady. That’s our last night, we used to pretend like nothing happened between us on that day. It’s been years and she’s with a mini her and his father. She’s a dream, a beautiful dream. I still pity on my sinful eyes, they haven’t seen my naked lady.

Earth is Flat?

Earth is Flat! This is not my opinion. Don’t come at me! There is a group of people who genuinely believe that “Earth is Flat”. I’m not kidding! They really exist. Flat Earthers have an organization called “Flat Earth Society” which was founded by Samuel Shenton in 1956. The Headquarters of this society is located in Lancaster, California, U.S.

A Greek philosopher, Pythagoras discovered that “Earth is spherical”. There are some scientific proofs were shown to us. So, We all agreed. It absolutely makes sense. But, Everyone’s opinion matters. So, Let’s learn some of flatearther’s pseudoscientific claims or believes. According to “Flatearthers”,

1. Gravity is ‘illusion’.

2. Sun and moon are spheres that move in circles above the “Flat Earth”.

3. The earth is a disc with arctic circle in the center and that’s the only pole.

4. The disc is surrounded by 150 foot ice wall in the edges to prevent people from climbing over and falling off. (I’m not overstating!)

5. Pictures or photographs of Spherical earth are photoshopped.

There is a popular saying that goes “It’s impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument”. Flatearthers mentioned in their organization logo to question everything. They are so ignorant that they have answers to all of their questions, “Science”.

The members of this organization are increasing and they are mostly in the U.S. and U.K. We don’t know what they are up to!

“That time of the month” -Women and Men!

Menstruation is a beautiful thing every woman experiences in their lifetime. I said “experience” not “enjoy”. All men act like they got a death thread when women say, “It’s that time of the month“. Why? Because more than 90% menstruating women have mood swings on those days. We yell at them, cry for no reason. We all got a grip, so we control our emotions too.

Bear with us Warriors! , We have to go through Premenstrual Syndrome (PMS), abdominal pain, lower back pain, stress, headache, acne… Men (warriors) learn to buy chocolates and foods these days to calm the satan in us! If you really don’t feel those pains and mood swings and think that I’m over exaggerating? I’ll respect you ladies and you may lie under those 10% probably!

Those Sanitary napkin ads will never be realistic. The girl in those ads wear white clothes! Seriously? Be realistic! The necessary things like pads, menstrual cups, tampons, period panties, flex disc were once viewed as luxuries and named as “Tampon tax”. Yes, We had to pay taxes for something we didn’t get a chance to don’t have. Fortunately, the taxes reduced and untaxed in many countries including India. I said “many” not “all”.

Equality matters! So, Let’s talk about ‘Men’suration. Men don’t bleed, but they get periods. Surprising, right ladies?!. Irritable Male Syndrome is as same as PMS. IMS occurs due to high cortisol level and low testosterone level. And the result? Anger, frustration, anxiety, hypersensitivity. Sometimes cramps and muscle pain too! So, my dear men, be aware and use “Manpons”. Most of us don’t even know what that thing is. Manpons are tightly wound paper towel to place on your ass cheeks to prevent leakage! Let’s love and support each other on each other’s periods!

“Let’s have happy periods peeps!”

“Mom – a living poem”

When you were born
She got a title “mom”
You cried for help
She was already there!

You have grown
from cradle to cuddle,
Now, enjoy her heart beat
And the warmth heat.

Hit the teens?
Calling her names?
She is being protective,
Is that annoying?

Now, You are twenty,
Burdens are plenty,
Hush! and call her,
She will be there!

The exposed secrets
you shared with your “friend”
Now being safe
with this trusted one!

She will be incredulous
that you are grown,
until she saw you
In a white gown!

Time to upbring
Your own one?
Be placid and call her
Help you out there!

Missing, loving, longing
to see her?
Just resemble her
To your daughter!

-Oreo

Poem – “Beauty and the Beast”

I’m a Werewolf

It isn’t lyncathropy

Might had a rainwater gulp

With footprints of wolfy.

Don’t mess with me

In this blue moon day,

I’ll shapeshift into werewolf

Hurry the fields with hay!

You could be glad

You are not ‘Vampire’

Escape yourself, my love

Or kill me with a ‘Silver’.

I don’t feel your love

When I see your eyes

Now I want to know

How you really taste.

I’m stuck between

Love and starve!

You better dart ahead

from this grave.

We can’t make a Remus,

Not your love, anymore

Back off from me

What are you waiting for?!

~Oreo❤ #1

#Love